I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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