I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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