shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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