1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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