i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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