Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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