didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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