Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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