You just made me feel so damn special
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
