Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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