I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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