thus making me awesome and them whores
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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