But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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