I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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