spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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