life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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