Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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