Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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