I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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