real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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