instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Well I just put wine in my tea
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Brb crying the tears of my youth
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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