I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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