Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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