The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This is not my ceiling
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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