The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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