I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Come see our sink grown plant.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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