So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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