I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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