there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Randomize
