Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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