Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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