One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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