Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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