how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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