yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm always down for nudity.
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