I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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