Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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