god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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