I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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