I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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