You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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