So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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