Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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