just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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