i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You are a genius and a whore.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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