Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just cropdusted the office
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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