How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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