How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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