this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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