so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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