Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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