i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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