We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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