Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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