Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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