I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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