that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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